BURST BUBBLE BLUES
You loved your McMansion so neat.
It’s adjustable mortgage was sweet.
Who burst the bubble?
You’re caught in the rubble
And sleeping outside in the street.
CAUGHT IN THE WEB
h TEE t p COlon slash SLASH
On the web net/coms mingle and clash.
Some are wise, some are porn,
Some are old-fashioned corn
And you have to winnow the trash.
WHO’S A TERRORIST?This flight is your highest priority
Yet you share the fears of majority?
The true fright (it’s mine)
Is that long shoeless line
Of passengers queued for security.
14 comments:
I like these limericks! Thanks for visiting my sunday scribblings post earlier.
I loved the McMansion limerick. Nice to see a little humor about this mounting crisis!
Great job! Thanks so much for participating in my latest prompt. Hope to see you again. (I post a new prompt almost every Friday.)
I loved these - fresh and original humour.
yes; burst bubble in deed. though we all know who is laughing all the way to the bank.
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granny you're the best! I tagged you for a cute meme, hope you don't mind! ♥
The Limericks are really good fun
To chant to yourself as you run
To the shops, you will see...
That you'll then hurt your knee
You'll need help getting home, now your done!
Sorry about that! I LOVE Limericks! Thought these three were very funny!
These are wonderful -- sharp truth in every one!
loved that first one....how apropos!
Wonderful, new and original! Thank you for your kind words ;~)
Hi, I enjoyed these!
I found you at Maggies
And I wanted to say, yes not virtual friends but real, or that's how it feels!!!
I enjoyed these - specially the first one!
Ain't it the truth! Your humor is boundless, yet refined...sort of like a fine wine. :O) So, I read them all and then scrolled back up and what did I see? You smiling in your photo on the sidebar. What fun!
They are great poems. I liked the http:// one best; almost had to read it aloud though to get it. ha ha.
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